if u call me cute i’ll probably think about it for the next 3 years so don’t do that
reasons why i would be a good girlfriend:
1. you don’t have to worry about other guys trying to steal me
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
if people went through my photobooth pictures it would only consist of things like this:
the real me
JULIA YOU’RE MY FAVE say hi to my 19k followers
why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be
itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
when you have a lot of things to do in one night but you dont want to do any of them and you just
For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine.
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for