Blue Carrots☯

pudgy-to-fit:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombie& Fitch’ statement.

This is why I love her

(Source: nuitcorbeau, via elenagettingfit)

breadboxes:

breadboxes:

what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot 

“where did my van gogh”

(Source: coolanimeblog, via bear-in-flight)

amoying:

yogvrt:

what if swag was pronounced swaj

the swaj mahal

(via hotboyproblems)

lovelylittlehippos:

sir-pyllero:

hankler-fish:

blainestorm:

ckweek:

squidkneee:

phlynn:

summer bloggin

happened to fast

summer bloggin

had me a blast

I met a friend crazy for me

Met a blog, cute as can be

tumblr days, drifted away

but oohh-oh those tumblr nights

TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,

LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?

tell me more tell me more

did you reblog that ass

*hip thrusts violently* Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

(via elenagettingfit)

laugh-addict:

family events

(Source: fricksters, via hotboyproblems)

tinkervrisk:

physical education more like pointless embarrassment 

(Source: hajjme, via fake-mermaid)

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

(Source: profpic, via gimmedatchocolate)

northernfrownpour:

some people are so good at talking like they open their mouth and out comes good ideas and perfectly constructed sentences and they have confidence and everyone listens to them talk

but when i talk it’s like hello morning yes butter homework wiggle book good

(via gimmedatchocolate)

thefunniestpost:

vocodex:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

Hysterical!

(Source: dog360, via doihavetofitin)

221b-mine-please:

pirenstoletheimpala:

mycroft-queenofcake:

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now

Damn math fandom bloggers

(via this-is-not-fact-or-fiction)

maliciousmelons:

yeah, i do push ups

(via hotboyproblems)

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

(via fuckedup-frenchfry)

im having one of those unattractive days

i mean years

(Source: hamfarto, via wifi-in-hell)

castieltheangelofthursgay:

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this

(Source: fuck-this-imhungry, via darling-nevergrowup)