Blue Carrots☯

mislerables:

theywillnotforceus:

my bed describes my lifestyle

single

queen

(via checkkkmate)

rabioheab:

“and the winner of the golden globe is…. LEONARDO DICAPRIO! just kidding. sit the fuck back down leoNERDo you stupid nerd”

(via hotboyproblems)

xwhatilovethemost:

1. open Google translate

2. search “tumblr” from english to japanese

3. copy the japanese word and translate it in english

4.

(via breathe-me-habibi)

dietnutella:

nohomocide:

accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful

bonèr

Chlàmydîa

(via thisismyreactionn)

moretoremember:

I would never cheat in a relationship

because that would require two people finding me attractive.

(via 3ternal-0blivion)

waterfallfish:

Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life
I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITH

(via fake-mermaid)

izzetheking:

HOw do i kill someone without looking rude

(via hotboyproblems)

rnemes:

reblog if u want to kiss someone or have just stolen a lion from a zoo

(via hotboyproblems)

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence, via bigfish-littlepond)

imaginethebutts:

advice on how to make friends

• be funky fresh

(via hotboyproblems)

at least the internet has 0 calories

(Source: teensensation, via hotboyproblems)

getting 0 notes on a post you were so sure was going to be successful

(via irinosh)

dickspeightjr:

don’t give me choices because i will get overwhelmed and cry

(Source: caleb-denecour, via hotboyproblems)