today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
(via stay-ocean-minded)
If you don’t think history is amusing, you clearly haven’t seen Adolf Hitler in shorts
(via relive-the-moment)
haha whatup my selfie got 100 notes and i only had to reblog it 95 times
(via fortunefades)
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
my day has just got 100x better because I discovered I can do this with my shirt:
(Source: city-of-safe-ruffalos, via piemepizza)
started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom
(via hotboyproblems)
things i haven’t learned in high school
- how to pay bills
- how to buy a house
- how to buy a car
- how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
(via hotboyproblems)
should i do homework or burn my school
the first one sounds like a lot of work
(Source: taccone, via chicken-mcnugget-love)
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
(Source: nontarian, via fake-mermaid)
